The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly: Champions League Edition (9/15-9/16)

You might as well stay on your knees and pray for the return of your first touch while you're at it.

Good: The surprisingly decent 1-1 Stuttgart v. Rangers tie: An entertaining battle of two halves. First there was Pavel Pogrebniak's powerful 18th minute strike to put the home team ahead, in a half in which Stuttgat dictated the pace of the game to Rangers. But after their half-time regrouping, Madjid Bougherra did the visitor's renewed efforts justice with a brilliant strike in the 77th to take a point from the tie.

We applaud the Ibrox's redoubled discipline and purpose. Instead of relinquishing initiative after a less than stellar first half, Rangers turned this game into a competitive match, deservedly drawing level, and, indeed, unlucky not to take all 3 points from their away foray, given Steven Davis' near miss at the death.



Bad: Kaka's first touch and Real Madrid's failure to seal the deal: Before you regail us with how Madrid won 5-2, after going up 3-0 by the end of the first half, just take a moment and explain how favorites to win the competition can allow their opponents to crawl back 2 goals in the space of 2 minutes and mount an unexpected, if unsuccessful, challenge for the points.

The Gallacticos have only been playing together for a few weeks now, but it definitely not a good omen when F.C. Zurich can make your 226 million pound transfers look like cheap Chinatown knock-offs of their former selves (save Cristiano). A game like this is generally not a good omen when you actually have legit competition in the group stage. More importantly, since when has Kaka's first touch been so freakin' awful? Is this what Italian football does to you? Eto'o beware!



Fugly: The disjointed Barca v. Inter Milan tie. Now we understand rain can wreak as much havoc on a footie match as on our perfectly coifed hair, but we expect better from the La Liga champs (if not Serie A's). In the words of Barca boss, Pep Guardiola,"It's always hard to play Italian teams, nor is it easy to create chances against them." We tend to agree, Pep, especially when your opposition is as cynical as Jose's Nerazurri.