Sunday, September 27, 2009

Update: Maradona meets reason?

In other news, pigs were spotted flying the friendly skies....


In a logical, if desparate, move ahead of the next round of World Cup qualifying, Maradona has dropped seven players (Gago, Zanetti, Datolo, Burdisso, Maxi Rodriguez, Lissandro Lopez, and Pablo Carrizo) from his squad, in addition to recalling Pablo Aimar.

In other notable news, our open letter to Diego obvi did the trick, as Gonzalo Higuain is set to lose his national team virginity against Peru on October 10th.

See, Diego, it wasn't that hard! We're sure giving up carbs at an Italian fat farm will be much more difficult. Good luck and God speed in that endeavor...
P [dot] S Manuel, if you're reading this, you too could reap the benefits of installing Higuain in your starting eleven. We won't even say we told you so, promise!



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