Showing posts with label Portugal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Portugal. Show all posts

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Penalty Prescience


Who knew Cesc was a regular Miss Cleo?

Built in retirement plan: I see a 900 number in your future.

After having a premonition, in which it was revealed to him that he would give Spain victory in a penalty shootout, Fabregas convinced Vincente del Bosque to allow him to take the fifth spot kick, instead of the second, as originally planned.  A line-up that obviously worked much better for Espana than Paulo Bento’s Portugal.

So, in the overall contest between two somewhat petulant former Arsenal players of average height, Fabregas came out on top, keeping Spain’s hope of a third consecutive finals win alive. 

Why Ronaldo shirked from taking his pen earlier is still unknown.  The player claims that Bento decided the line-up, though somehow I remain skeptical of the line-up being the result of some dictatorial determination from the manager.  If CR7 had wanted to take his penalty earlier, he would’ve been granted the opportunity to do so.  Instead, he wanted to hold out for the last spot, when, in reality, we all know that the first and fourth penalties are the most important.  

Note to Ronaldo: you can only get the glory if you take the pen, or, better yet, take your chance to put it away at the end of 90 as Messi would’ve.

But, while we laud Fabregas and discuss Ronaldo, it has been perhaps overlooked that Sergio Ramos’ cheeky take a la Pirlo was the real clincher for Spain.  Taking the fourth kick, he delivered where Bruno Alves faltered and provided Fabregas with the opportunity to secure it for Spain without having to see Ronaldo step up to the plate as it were.  And, on a lesser debated point, was the change up between Alves and Nani for the third kick an intentional ploy to confuse Casillas or just an inadvertent miscommunication of epic proportions?

In any event, Spain will need a more cutting edge to their tiki-totalitarianism against a quite adventurous and attacking Italian side.  To leave it to penalties again, well, would be a waste. 

Thursday, June 14, 2012

If You Don't Have Something Nice to Say...

Or did your mother not teach you that either, Ronnie? 

Following another frustrated display against Denmark, the Portuguese captain responded thusly when asked about the Danish chants of "Messi, Messi" every time he touched the ball.  


Still can't catch me.

"You know where he was at this time [last year]? Do you know? He was being eliminated in the Copa America, in his own country.  I think that's worse, no?"


Insecure much?  And this time it wasn't even the head to toe Gucci that gave it away.


Also, I'm thinking that a semi-final exit in the Copa America is not as bad as losing the European Championship final in your own country.  


Those who throw stones, Ronnie, shouldn't live in a glass house...even if that will cut down on the number of mirror like surfaces in which you can gaze at your own reflection.  

Thursday, November 19, 2009

And then there were four...


After the second round of playoffs, the last four teams from UEFA have booked their places in South Africa.

Some results were surprising. Greece's 1-0 away win over Ukraine was unexpected given their lackadaisical performance at the weekend, while Slovenia's triumph over Russia, despite the latter's home advantage, was never the most likely outcome.

Other results were more expected. Portugal was able to draw out the win over Bosnia that will see Ronaldo to his second World Cup. And, while the result was not surprising, the lack of creative midfield play by Portugal was. Queiroz has yet to figure out how to make the whole greater than the sum of its parts.

And still other results were controversial. France's lucky draw with Ireland saw them through to South Africa, given their one away goal advantage. However, the circumstances surrounding Henry's cross that set up Gallas' header will be much (and hotly debated) in the coming days. Just look at Henry's wikipedia page if you don't believe us....let the conspiracy theories begin!

To see the full list of qualified nations, check out FIFA's website. The draw for the group stages will take place on December 4th.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

UEFA's Final World Cup Spots Go To....


Make love not war.
Well, we don't actually know yet. But, in the interim, we're going to give out our midterm report cards. Final exams will be given this Wednesday, November 18th.

Russia = B-; Slovenia = C. Russia looked like its in the drivers seat going 2-0 up, but Nejc Pecnik's late goal could be crucial for the second-leg at home.

Portugal = C +; Bosnia = C-. Portugal breathed a sigh of relief, after pulling out a 1-0 win at home, without Ronaldo and without any player able to exert influence in the midfield.

Greece = D-; Ukraine = D+. Greece looked impotent, and Ukraine was intent on matching them ineptitude for ineptitude. At the very least though, Ukraine can look to the positive of having the second-leg at home, while the Greeks have to figure out a way to keep from firing blanks.

France = B-; Republic of Ireland = C+. And, finally, France looked lucky after a fortuitous 1-0 away win. Although, Lass Diarra may want to watch out for Keith Andrews and any other hard-charging Irish players looking to work out their issues on the pitch.

Needless to say there is significant room for improvement....